This year for Halloween I will be Kate Winslet as Rose Dawson from Titanic, wearing a great big boarding hat and stripey dress. Brian will be cold, dead, frozen, floating Jack Dawson, complete with frozen ice-crystal snotcicles dripping from his nose.
He keeps walking around the house rehearsing his character.
"Golly Jeepers, Rose. You could have shoved your ass over on that big floaty thing, made some room for me, and I might have actually SURVIVED."
"You know, you COULD be the LIVING Jack Dawson. You'd look so handsome in a tux."
"What's scary about that? I Want to be dead and crusty. (Curls up fingers and starts making slurpy noises) You know, you COULD go as the OLD, almost-dead Rose. You'd look so hot with no teeth and wrinkles. "