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Big yello hair ladee sed BAD DAWG to me lots uf tyms today. "SKYE IZ A BAD DAWG!" i doant think i m a bad dawg. i think i m a pritty dawg.
Shee wuz crying all morning becuz i runned away. Normully i run right into tha howse lyk a gud dawg but today i runned rite out tha driveway and far, far away frum owr hows.
i didunt evin lissen to hur wen shee wuz screeming "NOOOO DONT RUNNED AWAY SKYE!!!" i jus lafft at hur and runned away anyhow.
Hahahahaha
Big yello hair ladee cudunt keep up wif me running becuz shee iz not fast lyk mee. Shee iz sloa and stoopid. so shee had to go bak and git tha big bloo truk and droav aroun for milez and milez luking for me and cawling my naym owt "SKYE SKYE COM HOAM SKYE cyrcrycry SKYE I LUV OOOO COM HOAM PLEEEEZ crycrycry"
Hahahahaha
And owrz latr shee finully fownd me in a snofeeld plaaing and all snow-ee and havink so much fun wheeeeeeeeee and itsa gud thing shee brung the bag uf raa-hyde chooz becuz i wudunt have got in tha truck wif her if she hadunt brung them.
Sheez pritty smart.
So shee stuck 1 uf tha raa-hyde chooz owt fer me to eet and cawlled me to tha big bloo truk "COMEER SKYE I LUV OOOO." Wen i camed ovur to hur shee grabd mee and shee thru my butt in tha truk and tuk me hoam and i cood not hav fun anee-moar in tha snofeeld.
i hayt tha big yello hair ladee becuz she never did giv me a raa-hyde choo. Sheez meen. i hayte hur.
Frum Skye The Dawg