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July 28, 2004

Food obsessed

Now, don't get me wrong, Brian and I are both thrilled about being pregnant and we can hardly wait to bring our bundle of joy home from the hospital!

However, t here are good things to deal with, and there are not-really-bad-but-oh-so-hard-to-get-used-to changes to deal with. I'll cover a few of both.

You get treated like a Divine Goddess. Brian won't let me do anything - including carry groceries, jumping, walking, standing for long periods of time, laundry, bending, squatting or reaching. I've heard that all husbands are not like this, but my Briguy is a hero. He's treating me like royalty and I'm getting rather spoiled.

However, I'm not so good at "down time," or having to rely on others to do what I consider to be MY work, so this normally self-confident, self-sufficient person, who never worries about having to depend on another soul, is now having nightmares about "being a burden" to the family (namely Brian). I also have other weird dreams - but that's a totally new topic....

I'm not quite ANY size. I've taken on the shape of a box. I don't really look pregnant. I no longer have a waist. I can't button any of my regular pants, and maternity clothes aren't quite what I need yet. So I'm in that "Walmart sweatpants and Brian's tee-shirts" stage right now.

Food, glorious food. I have a list of about a thousand foods (or so it seems) that I have to eat every day. Normally I would be leaping for joy about being able to eat it all and not having to worry about weight gain - but:

A) Brian won't let me leap
B) None of it sounds appetizing because I'm queasy
B) I frequently throw it all up

So a giant calcium-rich cup of yogurt sounds gets the same digestive reaction as a giant cup of chilled snot.

A nice healthy plate of protein-rich meat looks like three-day old road kill to me.

The only thing I continuously crave is balogna sandwiches with cheap dill pickle chips and plain yellow mustard. I think I could live on them for the rest of my life.

July 02, 2004

The Cure

I have discovered a cure for constipation.

First, make a big batch of homemade French onion soup - go heavy on the butter, worcestershire sauce and onions** and eat two big bowls of it with melty mozzarella on top. Wait two hours. Constipation will be cured.

NOTE OF CAUTION: Do not go to the Big M for groceries in the meantime. You will find yourself standing in the checkout line praying for speedy approval of your debit card, knowing that if you can't either

A) sit down and staple your butt cheeks together

B) get to a toilet (preferably one with sound-proofed walls)

within the next 15 seconds, you will be in serious trouble. People will point at you and make the "ewww" face.

**works exceptionally well if your intestines are known to sometimes violently reject onions.

Peace, till next