Why I love my husband and my ass hates him:
I asked him to go to the store and buy some candy for the Halloween party we are throwing on Saturday.
The man returned with THIRTY POUNDS of candy.
That's right, folks. THat would be SIX 5-pound bags of Laffy Taffy, nerds, Runts, Snickers, Reeses, Almond Joys, DOTS, Sweet Tarts, Bottle Caps, M&Ms, Junior Mints, Twix, Tootsie Rolls and Charleston Chews.
Oh, how I love that man.
Peace, till next