Is anyone else out there REALLY sick of SPAMMERS and rip-off artists? Yeah, me too.
Dear Paypal Scam Artist,
Nice try.
Well, not really. Your email is truly the most pathetic attempt at fraud I've *ever* seen.
The WORLD really needs to pass some sort of law that will make "dumbassedness" a painful affliction that makes people REGRET their actions.
If that day ever comes, you will probably find yourself on the floor, twitching in a puddle of drool, curses streaming freely from your mouth.
If you're going to try to scam people out of their credit card information, do not - I REPEAT - do NOT send emails that contain the following sentence:
"One of our Costumer Service Employees has alredy tryed to telephonically reach you."
Dude. WOW.
Take my advice: you need to find a new career, because SCAM ARTIST doesn't seem to be your gig.
And if you're going to threaten to terminate my account, make sure you spell "indefinitly" correctly.
Peace, till next

