What does Heather do to amuse herself while Brian is participating in late-night community theatre projects?
Why, I shop on eBay for "bowels," of course. You'd be utterly amazed at how many people are trying to sell their bowels on eBay.
Right now there are several auctions for bowels. You can buy any of the following bowels for a really affordable price:
Fused glass bowels (OUCH!)
Coca-Cola Bowels
Yellow Pear Bowels
Bowels imported from Kenya
and my personal favorite:
"Brown Drip" Bowels
Last I heard, selling body parts on eBay was illegal. But I guess if you disguise your bowels with gimmicky advertising, you might get away with it.
Peace 'til next