Because I've got class, it's pronounced: tek-noy-dee-oh
Just like the movie LA Story when Sara Jessica Parker wants to eat at the restaurant, "L'idiot."
Pronounced: lid-ee-oh
I'm staring blankly at my television screen. It's telling me this:
Your satellite connection is shot to Hell and you are SCREWED, my friend. It's Thursday night and Survivor is scheduled to start in 2 minutes. You completely blew it last week when you somehow fried the VCR and DID NOT record Survivor for Brian. This is the ONLY THING IN THE WORLD HE HAS EVER ASKED OF YOU. Your fingers should be stitched together for being such a technologically-challenged moron. Shame. Shame.