The Stitch

When I'm not busy looking for bowels on eBay, I spend time browsing through my website stats to see what search terms are bringing people to my site. Yes, these are the search terms that people used, and my website turned up as one of the results.

This week's funny search terms are:

breast+envy
breast+envy+in+work+place
very+important+person
curves+of+steel+dodgeball+team+roster (Was that you, Brian?)
hike+nekkid
legally+change+birthday (HAH! I'm not the only one who likes this idea!)
stink+bug+costumes
dudes+going+commando+pics
peeing+in+the+road
stupid+farting

And my overall favorite search term for this week was:
how+much+beer+do+i+need+for+a+wedding