I've been put on the sidelines. My third-to-last OBGYN appt before Adam's arrival was this morning and my doctor took one look at me and ordered me to stop working for the rest of the pregnancy. I've gained 11 pounds in under a week. My doctor told me that it would be impossible for me to gain 11 pounds of fat in under a week, and that I was way too "puffy" with water weight.
"Off your feet. I mean it. ALL DAY, EVERY DAY." she said.
"I have a two-year old-"
"Keep your babysitter."
"Cleaning? Nesting?"
"That's what husbands are for."