This morning at 6:30 am, I heard Elizabeth's voice through the baby monitor. This is what made me leap from bed and fly up the stairs as fast as I could move (which ain't very fast):
"Poopy Nugget! HEY, MOMMY! POOPY NUGGET! COLD! WET! POOPY NUGGET!!!!"
TRANSLATION: I have found a way to take my diaper off and have discovered magical things inside. I'd hurry if I were you.