I buy lots of stuff on eBay and my feedback all looks the same:
Thank you for an easy, pleasant transaction. Excellent buyer. A++++++
Fast Payment, Excellent Person to do Business With!! Highly Recommended!!
Lightning Fast Payment! Smooth Transaction. Thank you.
fast payment - super buyer - thanks
FAST PAYMENT-PERFECT CUSTOMER-PERFECT TRANSACTION!!THANKS!!
Excellent eBayer! Thank you : ) FANTASTIC TRANSACTION A++++ Highly Recommended!
Fast Payer, great to do business with, we hope to again soon.
Quick response and fast payment. Thank you
B O R I N G.
This is the type of feedback I would prefer:
Wow, this buyer has AMAZING feet.
Nobody grows evergreen trees like you New Yorkers.
I like your guacamole. It tastes really delicious.
Red? RED?!?!?! Why did you buy a RED one?!?!?!
My cat ate those once. ONCE.