The Stitch

"Mommy, do you want to be the Princess, the Monster or the Goblin?"

"The Princess, of course!"

"No, I am the Princess. You have to be the Goblin."

"Okay."

"Hi, Goblin!"

"Hi, Princess!"

"Goblin, you're scary."

"It's not the first time someone has said that to me."

This one's for all of our LARP customers - we love you. To everyone else, our apologies. Oh, and it might not be work-safe. Oh, and some may find this extremely offensive. Our lovely LARPers will be in awe.