I have come to the conlusion that the standard American dictionary has been replaced by Google.
"Ma, what does 'Floccinaucinihilipilification' mean?"
"Look it up!"
And instead of looking it up in the Dictionary, the kid Googles 'Floccinaucinihilipilification'
*Please note that in order to write this blog entry, I Googled "weirdest word" and came up with 'Floccinaucinihilipilification.'